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Friday February 10th 2012

Man goes on Listerine-fueled bender in Wal-Mart bathroom. Prison nickname will be ‘Minty Fresh’.

drunk manIn Jacksonville, Florida a man was arrested after a Wal-Mart employee called police in reference to a “drunken dispute.”

According to the police report, the officer got to the Wal-Mart before 1 a.m. Monday, and an employee said a man was locked in the bathroom drinking Listerine mouthwash.

The man refused the officer’s order to come out of the bathroom, so the officer went in. He found that that ‘minty fresh’ man had locked himself in a stall and was on the floor continuing to drink the mouthwash.

The officer forced the stall open, and the man then tried to drink the rest of the mouthwash.

Obviouslly the man was then arrested and taken to jail.

These are hard times for all, but seriouslly I know you can get a 40 of malt liquor for about a dollar at 7-11.

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