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		<title>Thief almost dies trying to break into a cafe with frozen chicken. Cry Foul to local authorities before getting arrested.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 22:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A thief who used a frozen chicken as a tool to break into a cafe was caught after he cut his wrist and was forced to phone an ambulance, Australian police said on Wednesday.
Those Funny Australians always good for a laugh. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-429" style="margin: 5px;" title="chicken3" src="http://www.mynews-today.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/chicken3-212x300.jpg" alt="chicken3" width="212" height="300" />A thief who used a frozen chicken as a tool to break into a cafe was caught after he cut his wrist and was forced to phone an ambulance, Australian police said on Wednesday.</p>
<p><em>Those Funny Australians always good for a laugh. </em></p>
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		<title>So, exactly how DO you smuggle a foot-long live shark out of a pet shop without anyone noticing?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 17:30:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why would you steal a shark and after drawing attention to themselves how did they get away with it? Kids now days.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why would you steal a shark and after drawing attention to themselves how did they get away with it? Kids now days.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.themercury.com.au/article/2009/01/26/51655_tasmania-news.html"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-387" title="shark-story" src="http://www.mynews-today.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/shark-story-300x130.jpg" alt="shark-story" width="300" height="130" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.themercury.com.au/article/2009/01/26/51655_tasmania-news.html">Source</a></p>
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		<title>Dad to be paints awesome Super Mario Bros theme mural for baby&#8217;s room</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 17:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle</dc:creator>
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<p><a href="http://www.australiangamer.com/feature/562_aj_does_a_mario_bros_mural.html">Read More</a></p>
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