‘Humor’ Archives
This helpful flowchart was designed for everyone who cannot figure out which religion most suits his or her lifestyle
Scienceblogs - Flowcharts are a great way to make sense out of confusing scenarios, and there's no scenario that's more confusing than trying to figure out what religion you should follow. This helpful flowchart was created to guide you through this complex process: Source
Another day, another stoner calling the cops because someone stole their weed
3News - There are limits to being a crime victim, as a woman who called Saginaw County, Michigan sheriff's deputies to report the theft of marijuana found out. Detective Sgt Randy F Pfau said the 54-year-old woman was arrested early Sunday after reporting two men had broken into her home in Brant Township, 130km north-northwest of [...]
Pro Tip: If you are going to burglarize a house it’s a good idea not to check your facebook profile on the victims computer before you leave.
The Journal - The popular online social networking site Facebook helped lead to an alleged burglar's arrest after he stopped check his account on the victim's computer, but forgot to log out before leaving the home with two diamond rings. Jonathan G. Parker, 19, of Fort Loudoun, Pa., was arraigned Tuesday one count of felony daytime [...]
City supplies kids with spray paint and leaves them unsupervised to paint mural in skate park. This works out about how you’d expect (w/ pic)
Calgary Sun - There's no sign of the word "fiasco" among the gallons of garish paint, though every other conceivable F-Word from the young-adult vocabulary can clearly be seen. It's too bad. More than any other, the word fiasco sums up the sheer, mind-boggling, Godzilla-scale vomit of graffiti that now covers the concrete walls of Shaw [...]
Cankles. It’s not news, it’s CNN
CNN - Barbara Simone of Glen Burnie, Maryland, considers herself terribly flawed. She refuses to show her ankles and she'd never allow them to be photographed. She barely wants to talk about them; in fact, when asked about her legs, she mumbles under her breath that she hates them.
The Seven Types of Employees You Meet at Best Buy
Gizmodo - Have you ever noticed that no matter which Best Buy you go into, you end up seeing the same people working there? That's because there are seven types of people that work at every single Best Buy, with no exceptions. Read More
Hearses to be made from Priuses…Cool!
boingboing.net - A limousine company in Japan plans to make hearses out of Priuses. They'll sell for $80,000. Toyota Prius Hearse
