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Billy Mays was really snorting up all that Oxiclean that he was selling.

Kyle — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 21:51:15 +0000

TBO – Cocaine contributed to pitchman Mays’ death, autopsy report says.

The official cause of Billy Mays’ June 28 death still remains a heart attack.

You know your presidency is a cultural phenomenon when the drug dealers name their latest variety of heroin after you.

Kyle — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:29:55 +0000

Recordonline.com – Sheriff’s deputies and investigators have broken a heroin distribution ring that dished out narcotics across more than half of Sullivan County in New York.

The alleged dealers were pushing a variety of heroin that they called “Obama.” Chaboty said dealers are known to stamp the glassine wax paper that carries the heroin with brand names — like “Black Death” or “Blue Sunshine” — so that users can identify their preferred brands. This drug ring’s stamp happened to carry the new president’s surname.

Woman gets 4 years for being caught with her knickers down.

Kyle — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:53:42 +0000

A UK woman who tried to smuggle £18,000 of drugs into a prison in her knickers has been jailed for four years.

The drugs, which had an estimated street value of £18,200, were found in a sausage-shaped package hidden in the elastic of her pants.

During her trial, Ashraf claimed she thought the packet was a mobile phone.

Stupid girl.

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What can Brown do for you?

Kyle — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 18:54:45 +0000

The Arizona Department of Public Safety Seized 2,118 lbs. of Marijuana from Cloned UPS Truck on Tuesday.

The suspects painted the truck to look similar to a UPS vehicle and attached reflective yellow decals as an authorized UPS truck would appear. The truck displayed a homemade Arizona license plate and the number was assigned to an actual UPS truck in Phoenix that services the Tucson area.

Street Value of Marijuana is Worth Nearly $1.2 Million, officials said.

At least you have to give them points for creativity.

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